The Corporate United Replubics of Thebernesen is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Zander Ryker with an even hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 822 million Thebersenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaint Juan. The average income tax rate is 17.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Thebernsenian economy, worth 88.4 trillion Makanis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 107,526 Makanis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license, church and state are inseparable in their influence on education, the nation threatens sanctions on islands only visible at low tide, and laser-wielding robots are taking aim at human hearts. Crime is totally unknown. Thebernesen's national animal is the cattle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thebernesen is ranked 50,096^th in the world and 107^th in Carcassonne for Most Beautiful Environments, with 686.32 pounds of wildlife per square mile.