by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 863rdMost Stationary: 1,287thMost Influential: 1,312th
The Republic of
Democratic Socialists
Feed the Right Wolf
The Great Kahuna
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population21.321 billion

LeaderThe Great Kahuna


The Republic of Kaozakstan is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Great Kahuna with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 21.321 billion Kaozakstanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kaokamamipolis. The average income tax rate is 86.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kaozakstanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,116 trillion Kollars a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,290 Kollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For just a few extra Kollars Kaozakstanians can get new driving records with their new cars, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, uploading purple prose to social media earns a place on a government watchlist, and holiday light displays just aren't the same without seizure-inducing strobe effects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaozakstan's national animal is the Manx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaozakstan is ranked 8,053rd in the world and 339th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 3,639.01 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 863rdMost Stationary: 1,287thMost Influential: 1,312thBest Weather: 2,400thTop
Safest: 2,508thMost Cheerful Citizens: 3,432ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,655thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,043rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,328thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,531stNicest Citizens: 5,340thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,419thMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,058thLargest Populations: 6,205thHealthiest Citizens: 6,801stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,924thMost Pacifist: 7,210thHighest Economic Output: 7,622ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,053rdMost Cultured: 9,147thLowest Crime Rates: 9,622ndMost Advanced Public Education: 9,775thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,433rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,032ndTop
Smartest Citizens: 14,632ndLargest Governments: 16,412thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,555thMost Inclusive: 19,121stMost Devout: 19,533rdMost Developed: 20,621stLargest Welfare Programs: 21,129thLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,193rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 21,434thMost Income Equality: 23,565th
Most Stationary: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 59th in the regionTop
Safest: 139th in the regionBest Weather: 160th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 178th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 209th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 232nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 235th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 241st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 272nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 273rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 316th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 339th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 345th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 401st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 414th in the regionMost Pacifist: 420th in the regionMost Cultured: 471st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 479th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 497th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 521st in the regionMost Influential: 544th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 548th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 600th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 780th in the regionLargest Governments: 809th in the regionMost Devout: 863rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 915th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 984th in the region

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