The Two Kingdom Union of The Republic of Sloviskia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Sir President Illina Tarra with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, devout population of 8.907 billion Sloviskians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Enderson City. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sloviskian economy, worth 937 trillion Skuns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 105,206 Skuns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, tuba players are paid to quietly whisper into their instruments, even secular Sloviskians are shouting "Blessed are the cheesemakers!", and the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Republic of Sloviskia's national animal is the Hummingbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

The Republic of Sloviskia is ranked 276,119^th in the world and 5,804^th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -10.99 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.