Population | 15.072 billion |
Capital | Metru Nui |
Leader | Turaga Lhikan |
Faith | the Three Virtues |
Currency | Widget |
Animal | Kikanalo |
The Great Spiritual Respository of Jar Wattinrae Archives is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Turaga Lhikan with an iron fist, and notable for its smutty television, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 15.072 billion Metru Nui Archivists are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Metru Nui. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 18.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Metru Nui Archival economy, worth a remarkable 1,584 trillion Widgets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 105,156 Widgets, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.
The Three Virtues has been named as Jar Wattinrae Archives's national religion, many friends and relatives of Turaga Lhikan have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, politicians who vacation in East Lebatuck lose their jobs upon their return, and the army is spending millions cloning khaki-colored dinosaurs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jar Wattinrae Archives's national animal is the Kikanalo and its national religion is the Three Virtues.
Jar Wattinrae Archives is ranked 121,117th in the world and 40th in Penguia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.59 law-abiding acts per hour.
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- : Jar Wattinrae Archives was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead and the Top 10% for Most Zombies and Most Zombified.
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- : Jar Wattinrae Archives was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.