Penguia
WA Delegate: None.
Founder: 
The Swashbuckling Privateer of Chava Cal
Last WA Update:
Embassies: The Antarctic Circle, Axes Powers, Penglai, Kalinin K7 XVI, The Administrators Of Jane Addams, Yuno, Vylixan Prime, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Peaceful Coffee Shop In Chicago, Pontbridge Islands, Groland, The Commonwealth Of Furry Peoples, Gypsy Lands, 0000, Hollow Point, NS April Fools Day Jokes, and 26 others.NationStatesHolics Anonymous, International Debating Area, Bus Stop, The Flying Spaghetti Monster Lands, Brasilistan, Maxtopia, Solarpunk, Wanderlust, Balugata, The Graveyard, Hallyu Sanctuary, Fredonia, The Planet X, Chicken overlords, St Abbaddon, Codex Ylvus, Natura, Dispatchia, Space Sector RPRA, Kylden, ainulindale, Got Issues, Valandor, TwoKinds, Oneid, and The Embassy.
Tags: Casual, Eco-Friendly, Enormous, Multi-Species, Neutral, Pacifist, Puppet Storage, Role Player, and Silly.
Regional Power: High
Penguia contains 315 nations, the 72nd most in the world.
Today's World Census Report
The Most Advanced Public Transport in Penguia
World Census experts captured, tagged, and released trains in order to identify which nations have the most extensive, well-funded public transportation systems.
As a region, Penguia is ranked 9,468th in the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Swashbuckling Privateer of Chava Cal | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The rougher the seas, the smoother we sail. Ahoy!” | |
| 2. |  The Galaxus Imperium of Amardire Dantare | Iron Fist Consumerists | “The martyr's grave is the keystone of the Imperium.” | |
| 3. |  The Enslaved and Corrupt Nations of Governmental Corruption | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Slaves are this country's backbone!” | |
| 4. |  The Federal Republic of Kalunaria | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Fellowship and Unity” | |
| 5. |  The Colony of Franco-Defenderist | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No such thing as a Franco-Defenderist” | |
| 6. |  The Imperial Corporate Dominions of Amerikan Trumpites | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 7. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Independentism Francoist | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 8. |  The Holy Empire of Xytan Jar Wattinree | Psychotic Dictatorship | “We shall endure, by the grace of God” | |
| 9. |  The United States of Trump the God Emperor | Free-Market Paradise | “Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk” | |
| 10. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Independent Francoism | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Mission Accomplished” |
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Regional Happenings
- : Embassy established between Penguia and The Embassy.
- : Embassy cancelled between Benevolent Leaders and Penguia.
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The Kingdom of Photrisia of the region Create an embassy with us withdrew an invitation to construct embassies.
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The Protectorate of Orf puppet of the region Free land proposed constructing embassies.
- : Embassy established between Penguia and Oneid.
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The Oppressed Peoples of Lower Slobbovia of the region The Embassy agreed to construct embassies.
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The Disputed Territories of FH Delta of the region Benevolent Leaders ordered the closure of its embassy in Penguia.
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The Free Land of Faiq of the region Create an embassy with us proposed constructing embassies.
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The Free Land of William Beebe of the region Save Our Planet proposed constructing embassies.
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The Federal Republic of Kalunaria arrived from Europeia.
Penguia Regional Message Board
Loading...Hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, Corporate Amerikan farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
When shaking hands with foreign leaders Vladimir Clinton wears an armoured gauntlet, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, even the nation's brussel sprouts are delicious and nutritious, and the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism.
Wrongful arrests abound as 'criminals' blame the guy next to them, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, there is a disproportionate number of poor people in prison, and government policy is dictated by Corporate Cult.
A fashion designer has been arrested for inciting hatred after claiming redheads couldn't pull off vermillion, lavish state dinners in International Contract Agency are the state's leading budgetary expenditure, politicians are often seen with soldiers pointing guns at their heads, and travellers are often forcibly evicted by torch-bearing mobs.
Children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, drunk leprechauns pelt countryside ramblers with gold coins (Amerikan Trumpites has found 3 easter eggs), the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and electricity company executives pray nightly to Zeus and Thor.
Kalunaria to host 1st Edition of PAFF Penguia Cup, Join Now!
All nations in Penguia are invited to join the tournament, your entry in the Penguia Cup is just one telegram away! (psst!... learn more here)
Citizens select which government department gets their income tax Imperial Gold Standards each year, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, the police double as repo men, and residents firmly believe there is no spoon (Amerikan Trumpites has found 4 easter eggs).
I'm afraid to inform you that while your efforts are well-received, we're just too sleepy to have teams compete in a tournament. Thank you for your efforts though.
The Kalunarian Athlete - PAFF Penguia Cup proposal withdrawn
After a dry first 24 hours since the applications for national teams began the Kalunarian National Institue of Statistics has counted a total of "none" applications and has calculated the approximate participation rate in the next days to be "even less". The Ministry of Sports has gathered with the Penguia Association Football Federation authorities via Zoom Call and has agreed to withdraw the proposal for a "PAFF Penguia Cup" international football tournament for insufficient teams.
"We were actually hoping for not having much participation", said the president Valkyria Fernand to the press after hearing the latest news directly from the Ministry of Sports, "We quickly started to run out of money before even starting to build the second stadium, and our hotels in Reynir City could not host more than three and a half national teams. With the event cancelled Kalunarians will continue not to starve, which is alright, I guess." When asked if she thinked that Kalunaria was the black sheep in Penguia the president answered "They don't mean any harm, they're just sleepy." which is a quote yet to be decoded by political commentators.
But the ultimate question remains in the air: will Kalunaria move out of Penguia to look for a more active region who wants to participate in an international football tournament? Our bet is that only time will tell. (for more information on this week's bets check page 17)
The Kalunarian Athlete
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It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Corporate Amerikans's kindness, and the Imperial Bear stadiums are open 24/7.
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