The Imperial Corporate Dominions of Amerikan Trumpites is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Vladimir Clinton with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, parental licensing program, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.927 billion Corporate Amerikans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of International Contract Agency. The average income tax rate is 88.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Corporate Amerikan economy, worth a remarkable 4,814 trillion Imperial Gold Standards a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 322,565 Imperial Gold Standards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, grannies get pulled over for knitting pullovers while driving, students who refuse to pray are expelled from school, and it is illegal to have the wrong clock time showing on your microwave oven. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amerikan Trumpites's national animal is the Imperial Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Corporate Cult.

Amerikan Trumpites is ranked 3,260^th in the world and 1^st in Penguia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 127.86 law-abiding acts per hour.