Population | 19.329 billion |
Capital | Kápýtaal |
Leader | Lãrýk Hvályuri |
Faith | Secular |
Currency | Taagraam |
Animal | Roma-X́egraama-Lỹcuý |
The Tagyŕguý-Yeźnićo of Hvalfyurden is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lãrýk Hvályuri with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, ban on automobiles, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, humorless population of 19.329 billion o Hválfyŕheý enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kápýtaal. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Hválfyŕheý economy, worth a remarkable 3,423 trillion Taagraams a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an impressive 177,112 Taagraams, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Elected officials who disagree with Lãrýk Hvályuri have a lot of accidents, a degree in Lãrýk Hvályuri Science with a Minor in Awesomeology starts many political careers, politicians have to be granted day-release from prison to speak on bills, and the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hvalfyurden's national animal is the Roma-X́egraama-Lỹcuý, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secular.
Hvalfyurden is ranked 1,181st in the world and 2nd in USSR for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 24,411.11 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Hvalfyurden was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Efficient Economies.
- : Hvalfyurden was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Inclusive, Most Beautiful Environments, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, Most Advanced Public Education, and Most Influential.
- : Hvalfyurden was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Hvalfyurden lodged a message on the USSR Regional Message Board.
- : Hvalfyurden's influence in USSR fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
- : Hvalfyurden's influence in USSR rose from "Minnow" to "Enforcer".
- : Hvalfyurden relocated from Balder to USSR.
- : Hvalfyurden altered its national flag.
- : Hvalfyurden was refounded in Balder.
- : Hvalfyurden ceased to exist in USSR.