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Best Weather: 1,670thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,899thNicest Citizens: 2,002nd
The Most Serene Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
*tongue clicking*
Human
Influence
Squire
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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FourCats

Population3.511 billion

CapitalBed
LeaderHuman
Faithlazer pointer

Currencyflora
Animalrat

The Most Serene Republic of FourCats is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Human with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.511 billion FourCatsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bed. The average income tax rate is 92.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient feline economy, worth 397 trillion floras a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 113,172 floras, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Most pop videos prominently feature the feline flag, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive, babies are a small but significant export, and pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. FourCats's national animal is the rat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is lazer pointer.

FourCats is ranked 9,321st in the world and 34th in Refugia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.54 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Best Weather: 1,670thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,899thNicest Citizens: 2,002ndLargest Welfare Programs: 2,041stMost Pacifist: 2,384thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,467thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 3,648thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,826thHealthiest Citizens: 3,944thMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,083rdSafest: 4,128thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,175thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,431stMost Cultured: 6,445thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,595thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,565thLowest Crime Rates: 9,321stSmartest Citizens: 9,793rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,600thLargest Governments: 14,137thTop
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Most Secular: 15,085thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,854thNudest: 19,116thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,883rdMost Income Equality: 22,057th
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Best Weather: 15th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 24th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 28th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionNudest: 32nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 34th in the regionSafest: 36th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 38th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in FourCats, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty.
  • : Following new legislation in FourCats, babies are a small but significant export.
  • : Following new legislation in FourCats, freedom is never freely given — only when the alternative is too expensive.
  • : Following new legislation in FourCats, most pop videos prominently feature the feline flag.
  • : Following new legislation in FourCats, Human's new door-knocking campaign has the sweet taste of success.
  • : Following new legislation in FourCats, ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths.
  • : Following new legislation in FourCats, sex changes are routinely performed at FourCats's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in FourCats, the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics.
  • : Following new legislation in FourCats, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in FourCats, protestors are soaking piles of floras in blood to make a point about government incomes.

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