The Free Land of Jail Guitar Doors is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Ritchie with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.717 billion Rockers have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Clash City. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Jail Guitar Doorsian economy, worth 526 trillion Wampums a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,767 Wampums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping, and Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jail Guitar Doors's national animal is the Possum, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Jail Guitar Doors is ranked 6,175th in the world and 52nd in Refugia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 13,550.69 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jail Guitar Doors, Scoutmasters debate whether luxury log cabins defeat the purpose of camping.
- : Following new legislation in Jail Guitar Doors, the government regularly publishes lengthy reports on its own excessive recordkeeping.
- : Following new legislation in Jail Guitar Doors, scavengers with burlap sacks and shovels skulk around graveyards.
- : Following new legislation in Jail Guitar Doors, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend.
- : Following new legislation in Jail Guitar Doors, lawyers turn down litigation cases and corporate work in order to focus on lucrative public defence work.
- : Following new legislation in Jail Guitar Doors, the tools of the trade for landmine clearance appear to be copious amounts of gasoline and a box of matches.
- : Following new legislation in Jail Guitar Doors, the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves.
- : Following new legislation in Jail Guitar Doors, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls.
- : Following new legislation in Jail Guitar Doors, lonely children write fanfiction about absent fathers.
- : Following new legislation in Jail Guitar Doors, Jail Guitar Doors Barrier Island residents anxiously await their 'Bridge to Somewhere'.
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