The Eternal Forest of Typica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Eucleides with a fair hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 14.173 billion Typicans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ecotopia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Typican economy, worth a remarkable 4,602 trillion Standard Labors a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 324,768 Standard Labors, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, advertisements read like science journal articles complete with extensive references, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime is totally unknown. Typica's national animal is the Pegasus, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is transcendentalism.

Typica is ranked 315,959^th in the world and 443^rd in Refugia for Most Primitive, scoring -1086.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.