The Democratic Republic of Eyernawk is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Eyernuwi with an even hand, and notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.645 billion Eyernawkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nawk Eyer. The average income tax rate is 27.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Eyernawkian economy, worth a remarkable 3,001 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 311,216 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Eyernuwi's campaign events reach their climax when the celebrity endorsers reveal themselves, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau', preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and it is not politically correct to suspect that a serially convicted burglar might steal again. Crime is totally unknown. Eyernawk's national animal is the swan, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nawkeyen.

Eyernawk is ranked 171,502^nd in the world and 2,623^rd in the Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 211.66 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.