The New Pacific Ocelot Empress of Xoriet is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Katha Kathira Beralis with an iron fist, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 26.662 billion Xoriens are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 9,550 trillion Saruns a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 358,220 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, government officials across Xoriet are being "encouraged" to adopt Golden Ocelots to set an example for the populace, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, and the government is spending millions on 'trust campaigns' in an effort to win back the public's support. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 5,363^rd in the world and 58^th in the Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 8,239.87 on the Hickory Productivity Index.