The Prinzessin der Ozelote of Xoriet is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kath Zandion Beralis with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, prohibition of alcohol, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 18.748 billion Xoriens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Androssi. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Xorien economy, worth a remarkable 5,476 trillion Saruns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 292,095 Saruns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleeping on the job is recommended, refugees from other nations are flocking to Xoriet's border, space shuttles regularly launch rubbish into space, and orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xoriet's national animal is the Golden Ocelot, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Fate's Mandate.

Xoriet is ranked 245,747^th in the world and 5,980^th in the Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.07 Weapons Per Person.