The All Powerful Empire of EAsprts is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Harold Maguire with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.377 billion EAsportsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Messnaldo. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming EAsportsian economy, worth 117 trillion Dinars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 85,085 Dinars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Hidden bedroom-cams are installed to catch mothers doing their kids' homework, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. EAsprts's national animal is the Ghost Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

EAsprts is ranked 13,053^rd in the world and 109^th in Europeia for Safest, scoring 118.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.