The Rapping Sensation of PhDre is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Big Fat Booty with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 19.816 billion PhDreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pha. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient PhDrean economy, worth a remarkable 1,902 trillion doughs a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 96,003 doughs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, factories are regularly demolished to make way for low-cost housing areas, and there's a lot of babies crying for milk in the middle of the day. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. PhDre's national animal is the Koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

PhDre is ranked 34,398^th in the world and 161^st in Europeia for Largest Governments, scoring 25.81 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.