The Kingdom of Darrel Is Here For Human Eyes is a gargantuan, genial nation, notable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 11.761 billion Darrel Is Here For Human Eyesians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of 1000 Eyes. The average income tax rate is 68.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Darrel Is Here For Human Eyesian economy, worth 213 trillion Human Eyes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Basket Weaving, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 18,194 Human Eyes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Education is transforming people into first-rate snobs, Leader's family members carry literal get-out-of-jail-free cards, the government's fruit business reeks of rotting produce and corruption, and nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Darrel Is Here For Human Eyes's national animal is the Skinless and Eyeless Human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Darrel Is Here For Human Eyes is ranked 158,330^th in the world and 285^th in Chicken overlords for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,150.58 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.