Population | 9.809 billion |
Capital | Killia |
Leader | Grim Reaper |
Faith | death-worship |
Currency | suffering |
Animal | skullbeast |
The Death-Worshipping Nation of Disgracia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Grim Reaper with an iron fist, and renowned for its triple-decker prams, remarkably easy parental licensing program, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 9.809 billion Disgracians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Industry also on the agenda, while Education and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Killia. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Disgracian economy, worth a remarkable 3,912 trillion sufferings a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 398,879 sufferings, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,734,141 per year while the poor average 3,613, a ratio of 1,033 to 1.
The police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared', the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools, and a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Disgracia's national animal is the skullbeast, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is death-worship.
Disgracia is ranked 341,671st in the world and 1st in Disgracia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.25 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, a cat may look at a king and a dude can look at an ass.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, ethnic minorities are often refused admission to some of the nation's best schools.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, the police have nothing to do with the increasing number of 'disappeared'.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, the dead of Disgracia have taken on a healthy glow.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, ladies are meant to gush with enthusiasm if they get a new vacuum cleaner for their birthday.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, record sales of 'child-whacking sticks' have been reported.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow.
- : Following new legislation in Disgracia, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.