The People's Republic of Congoltoy is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 484 million Congoltoyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 58.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Congoltoyian economy, worth 18.1 trillion kronor a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,436 kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's speeches are beloved by insomniacs, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, citizens are frequently searched for illegal weapons, and the government has adopted a more thrifty attitude to administrating the country's needs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Congoltoy's national animal is the dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Congoltoy is ranked 67,779^th in the world and 95^th in Karma for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.43 law-abiding acts per hour.