The Hallowed Queendom of Aeraven is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, aversion to nipples, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 9.633 billion Aeravanese are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reuz. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aeravanese economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion Besisikas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,978 Besisikas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visual acuity is worsening amongst teenagers, scaffolding is built around scaffolding to give safe access, in a desperate bid for cheap airfare Aeravanese can be seen jogging in a rubber suit just before flying, and stony-faced prosecutors play loud gangster rap music during court proceedings. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aeraven's national animal is the Marwari Horse, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Plaphloism.

Aeraven is ranked 81,214^th in the world and 68^th in Karma for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 3,249.74 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.