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Most Influential: 1,262ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,608thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,876th
The Holy Mint of
Democratic Socialists
Adini Izi Akhilowėth
Wākanāw Midinėt'
Influence
Truckler
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Zalidia

Population10.505 billion

CapitalAkhilowėth
LeaderWākanāw Midinėt'
FaithNokhitow

CurrencyZalid
AnimalOrca

The Holy Mint of Zalidia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Wākanāw Midinėt' with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 10.505 billion Zalidians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Akhilowėth. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Zalidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,563 trillion Zalids a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 148,865 Zalids, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, "Idol-Worship for the Apathetic" workshops are cancelled when no-one bothers to show up, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zalidia's national animal is the Orca, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Nokhitow.

Zalidia is ranked 173,575th in the world and 108th in Karma for Most Stationary, with 91.3516429238 days.

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Most Influential: 1,262ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,608thTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 8,876thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,073rdNicest Citizens: 10,266thMost Developed: 10,543rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,747thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,854thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,003rdMost Armed: 11,377thHealthiest Citizens: 11,606thLowest Crime Rates: 11,797thBest Weather: 12,955thSmartest Citizens: 13,074thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,158thMost Inclusive: 13,169thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,950thHighest Food Quality: 14,205thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 16,045thMost Beautiful Environments: 16,520thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,616thHighest Economic Output: 16,955thMost Efficient Economies: 17,664thLargest Governments: 18,125thMost Advanced Public Education: 18,451stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,179thLargest Welfare Programs: 20,746thSafest: 21,636thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,240thHighest Average Incomes: 22,647thMost Subsidized Industry: 23,265thMost Cultured: 26,664thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 26,900th
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Most Armed: 10th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 13th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 16th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 16th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 17th in the regionMost Influential: 18th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 18th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 22nd in the regionLargest Populations: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 22nd in the regionLargest Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 26th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 27th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 28th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 29th in the region

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