The Disputed Territories of Coney Colony is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, remarkable for its burgeoning Alice population. The hard-working population of 15.193 billion Coneys have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The Coney Colonyian economy, worth 618 trillion Carrots a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is 40,691 Carrots, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Coney Colony's national animal is the Alice, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Coney Colony is ranked 184,680^th in the world and 20^th in The Watchtower for Most Primitive, scoring -73.48 on the Scary Big Number Scale.