The Most Primitive in The Watchtower
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The Watchtower is ranked 10,860th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Generic Data Collection Prototype | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 2. |  The Beginning of The Howling Wind | Tyranny by Majority | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 3. |  The Approach of Two Riders | Tyranny by Majority | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 4. |  The Coming and Going also of Barefoot Servants | Tyranny by Majority | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 5. |  The Malignant Narcisism of General Jackson | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Beware the wrath of General Jackson” | |
| 6. |  The Early Morning Philosophy of Penumber | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I need to pee” | |
| 7. |  The View of Watchtower Princess | Tyranny by Majority | “The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere” | |
| 8. |  The Max Headroom of Paper Blood | Capitalist Paradise | “Keep running for your life” | |
| 9. |  The Silent Sands of Moorglade | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “They move fast, they tell me” | |
| 10. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Baculi | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Thigh bone connected to the hip bone” |
