The United Socialist States of Coco Crab is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, state-planned economy, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 644 million Coco Crabians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coco Crabberra. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Coco Crabian economy, worth 58.3 trillion Cocrab Dollarydoos a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 90,491 Cocrab Dollarydoos, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visiting the nation are harangued for being capitalist pig-dogs, soldiers with colourful mohawks make themselves perfect targets for snipers, visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage, and disability advocates are not amused that they are told to be dependent on Coco Crabians's kindness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Coco Crab's national animal is the Coconut Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Coco Crab is ranked 45,036^th in the world and 673^rd in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 75.89 law-abiding acts per hour.