| Population | 22.309 billion |
| Capital | Reading |
| Leader | JR Ewing |
| Faith | Industrialism |
| Currency | Lira |
| Animal | Armadillo |
The Union of City States Nation is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by JR Ewing with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, parental licensing program, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 22.309 billion City Staters have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The minute, corrupt government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reading. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient City States Nationian economy, worth a remarkable 9,248 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 414,564 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism, JR Ewing reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, and customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. City States Nation's national animal is the Armadillo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Industrialism.
City States Nation is ranked 31,533rd in the world and 668th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,176.17 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : City States Nation's influence in The South Pacific fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : City States Nation was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most Average, Highest Wealthy Incomes, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Advanced Public Education.
- : Following new legislation in City States Nation, customer satisfaction with online delivery services is at an all time high.
- : Following new legislation in City States Nation, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in City States Nation, JR Ewing reduces citizens' commute times by giving away their homes.
- : City States Nation was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Following new legislation in City States Nation, airport users are more worried about radiation than terrorism.
- : Following new legislation in City States Nation, police regularly arrest families playing Monopoly.
- : Following new legislation in City States Nation, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
- : Following new legislation in City States Nation, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for JR Ewing's office.
