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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 266thMost Influential: 792ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,412th
The Torn-Down Condominium of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Goodnight, Everybody!
Yakko Warner
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Cinnibar

Population21.751 billion

CapitalVacant Lot
LeaderYakko Warner
Faith$6 SRIMP SPECIAL

CurrencyNil
AnimalStallion

The Torn-Down Condominium of Cinnibar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Yakko Warner with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, rampant corporate plagiarism, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 21.751 billion Clydes have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vacant Lot. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Clydic economy, worth a remarkable 2,085 trillion Nils a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 95,890 Nils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A handful of megacorporations own every "craft brewery" in the nation, 3D printed organs are a breath of new life for the sick and elderly, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and immigrants who carry knives on them are presumed to be chefs. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Cinnibar's national animal is the Stallion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is $6 SRIMP SPECIAL.

Cinnibar is ranked 287,691st in the world and 6,196th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -18.17 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 266thMost Influential: 792ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,412thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,922ndTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 3,532ndMost Cultured: 5,391stLargest Welfare Programs: 5,517thMost Advanced Public Education: 5,858thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,249thMost Pacifist: 6,551stBest Weather: 7,224thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,391stMost Rebellious Youth: 7,402ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,490thHealthiest Citizens: 7,591stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,620thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,661stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,695thHighest Food Quality: 7,784thMost Developed: 7,893rdNicest Citizens: 9,787thMost Stationary: 9,930thSmartest Citizens: 11,308thHighest Economic Output: 11,941stMost Inclusive: 13,411thLargest Populations: 13,600thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,312thLowest Crime Rates: 14,334thTop
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Safest: 15,892ndMost Subsidized Industry: 16,619thLargest Governments: 17,170thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,887thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,337thMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,007thMost Devout: 25,925thHighest Poor Incomes: 27,755thMost Efficient Economies: 29,176th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 114th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 117th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 124th in the regionMost Influential: 144th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 165th in the regionMost Stationary: 200th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 209th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 230th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 233rd in the regionMost Cultured: 240th in the regionLargest Populations: 241st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 242nd in the regionTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 323rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 326th in the regionMost Pacifist: 330th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 333rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 354th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 371st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 377th in the regionBest Weather: 390th in the regionMost Developed: 396th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 403rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 407th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 438th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 491st in the regionNicest Citizens: 499th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 538th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 560th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 585th in the regionMost Devout: 633rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 635th in the region

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