The Syndicalist Federation of Zelenaya Dolina is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Council of the Cantons with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.975 billion Dolinians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artyopolis - Hokulani. The average income tax rate is 91.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dolinian economy, worth 472 trillion Pacific Guilders a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 118,751 Pacific Guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Code enforcement officers circle wealthy Dolinians like vultures, citizens have voted the song "The Council of the Cantons Smells Like A Phoenix" as their new national anthem, group hugs break out during floor votes, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zelenaya Dolina's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Atheism.

Zelenaya Dolina is ranked 7,493^rd in the world and 379^th in The North Pacific for Safest, scoring 125.27 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.