The Federal Republic of New-Ferytland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Federal President Ernst Ekehard with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-working population of 5.032 billion Ferytlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rotterdar. The average income tax rate is 4.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New-Ferytlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion Florens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,558 Florens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Subscribing to the Benevolence Society for Impoverished Leaders is an effective way to dodge the draft, genetic researchers have been expelled, vaccinations are mandatory, and jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. New-Ferytland's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Orthodoxie.

New-Ferytland is ranked 23,892^nd in the world and 968^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 930.03 pounds of wildlife per square mile.