The Free Palestine of Lilli Lands is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lilli Ka'aihue with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 1.744 billion Lilli citizens are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 'Aina o nā Honu. The average income tax rate is 71.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Lilli economy, worth 92.5 trillion kālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 53,039 kālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Books are so highly regarded in Lilli Lands that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, the police strictly enforce off-limit zones for tourists, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and the general public only knows their favorite politician's first name. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lilli Lands's national animal is the turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is obviously Honu Akua.

Lilli Lands is ranked 56,090^th in the world and 1,201^st in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 133.79 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.