The Compleated Phyrexian Empire of Alexander the Magnus is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by The Mother of Machines with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, zero percent divorce rate, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.12 billion Phyrexians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Phyrexia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Phyrexian economy, worth a remarkable 3,883 trillion Phyrexian Sovereigns a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 383,764 Phyrexian Sovereigns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,737,082 per year while the poor average 17,692, a ratio of 154 to 1.

Gift baskets often contain working nukes, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, and blocked storm drains cause sanitation problems. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Alexander the Magnus's national animal is the Compleated Cheetah, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Compleationism.

Alexander the Magnus is ranked 389^th in the world and 3^rd in Institute of Cellulose for Most Corrupt Governments, with 685.23 kickbacks per hour.