by Max Barry

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,667thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,915thLowest Crime Rates: 2,041st
The Green Meme Fruit Main of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Gonk Droid
Private Secretary
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population6.882 billion

LeaderGonk Droid

Currency2 Gold and 1 Horse
AnimalShiba Inu

The Green Meme Fruit Main of MLGDogeland is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gonk Droid with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, public floggings, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate population of 6.882 billion Doges have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dogeville. The average income tax rate is 93.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Doge economy, worth a remarkable 1,647 trillion 2 Gold and 1 Horses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 239,411 2 Gold and 1 Horses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over MLGDogeland, the fate of the world literally rests on Gonk Droid's fingers, and houses and businesses are bulldozed to make way for ever-expanding cemeteries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. MLGDogeland's national animal is the Shiba Inu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Dogeisim.

MLGDogeland is ranked 73,083rd in the world and 71st in Institute of Cellulose for Rudest Citizens, with 59.75 Insults Per Minute.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,667thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,915thLowest Crime Rates: 2,041stMost Developed: 2,049thHealthiest Citizens: 2,062ndHighest Poor Incomes: 2,107thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,181stMost Secular: 2,193rdLongest Average Lifespans: 2,387thTop
Smartest Citizens: 2,425thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,884thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,123rdMost Inclusive: 3,373rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,680thHighest Average Incomes: 3,978thLargest Governments: 4,031stMost Valuable International Artwork: 4,119thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,770thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,054thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,127thMost Efficient Economies: 5,146thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,887thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,467thNicest Citizens: 6,804thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,164thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,516thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,758thHighest Economic Output: 10,610thMost Subsidized Industry: 11,004thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,200thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,664thMost Influential: 12,909thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,082ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,474thBest Weather: 14,310thMost Cultured: 14,470thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,677thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,150th
Longest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 3rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 6th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 6th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionBest Weather: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 11th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 20th in the region

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