The Loyal Estates and Houses of Untecna is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Cera Rotheca with an iron fist, and renowned for its soft-spoken computers, infamous sell-swords, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.66 billion Untecnans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Education, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Artacoana. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Untecnan economy, worth a remarkable 4,012 trillion Untecnan tremorions a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology and Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 415,329 Untecnan tremorions, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Military spending is on the increase, suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, children as young as twelve are conscripted into the armed forces, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Untecna's national animal is the Skeik, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Crymenathea.

Untecna is ranked 671^st in the world and 2^nd in Callista for Most Patriotic, with 143.18 flags saluted per person per day.