The Eldritch Abomination of Al-Khadhulu is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Emperor Lovecraft the Malificent with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, public floggings, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 43.27 billion Al-Khadhuluans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Arkham-R'lyeh Megaplex. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.1%.

The thriving Al-Khadhuluan economy, worth a remarkable 5,689 trillion Cryptosoylent Soulmarks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 131,481 Cryptosoylent Soulmarks, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 515,395 per year while the poor average 22,822, a ratio of 22.6 to 1.

Only the fast and the furious are brave enough to drive, Emperor Lovecraft the Malificent's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, and major internet servers have acquired citizenship. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Al-Khadhulu's national animal is the Star Spawn of Cthulhu, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Al-Khadhulu is ranked 289,544^th in the world and 5,397^th in the South Pacific for Safest, scoring 3.74 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.