The Holy Empire of Parsininsa is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Pookie Bear with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.297 billion Parsininsans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Silly City. The average income tax rate is 67.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Parsininsan economy, worth 128 trillion Cookies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 98,978 Cookies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Reporters sent to cover suspected UFO visits come back with stories about quilting bees, the nation locks people up and tells them they're mad for compassion's sake, athletic teenagers are among the wealthiest members of society, and whole-wheat loaves can only be ordered on the dark web. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Parsininsa's national animal is the penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Christianity.

Parsininsa is ranked 247,024^th in the world and 1,081^st in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 2.85 flags saluted per person per day.