The Bavarium Producer of Medici Empire is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by General Sebastiano Di Ravello with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, avant-garde cinema, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.54 billion Medicians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Citate Di Ravello. The average income tax rate is 77.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Medician economy, worth a remarkable 2,992 trillion Ricoins a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 313,686 Ricoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, people are often woken up by rubbish music, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, and the government denies that it has an agency overseeing plausible deniability of black-ops agencies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Medici Empire's national animal is the Medician Bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Medici Empire is ranked 1,459^th in the world and 12^th in Europe for Most Patriotic, with 107.85 flags saluted per person per day.