The Federation of New Zaini Croloonshismah is a small, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 23 million New Zaini Croloonshismahians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 30.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The New Zaini Croloonshismahian economy, worth 905 billion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,359 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, punitive tariffs protect local industry, divorce is illegal, and black market eau de toilette is made in bathroom labs across the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Zaini Croloonshismah's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

New Zaini Croloonshismah is ranked 136,859^th in the world and 2,734^th in the South Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 70.71 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.