The Kingdom of Kallvetzia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.732 billion Kallvetzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bern. The average income tax rate is 68.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kallvetzian economy, worth 274 trillion Kallvetzian francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 158,703 Kallvetzian francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles, glamping Kallvetzians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, and youth rights demonstrations often end in vicious snowball fights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kallvetzia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kallvetzia is ranked 15,171^st in the world and 242^nd in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 326.99 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.