The Kingdom of Kallvetzia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The Federal Council with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, aversion to nipples, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 2.926 billion Kallvetzians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bern. The average income tax rate is 70.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kallvetzian economy, worth 488 trillion Kallvetzian francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,059 Kallvetzian francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, graffiti artists spend lengthy periods of time in jail, and the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Bern. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kallvetzia's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Kallvetzia is ranked 41,655^th in the world and 250^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 4,956.52 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.