The Femboy Union of Argylia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Felix Argyle The Cutest of bois with an iron fist, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and rampant corporate plagiarism. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 11.358 billion Argylians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felixgrad. The average income tax rate is 90.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Argylian economy, worth a remarkable 4,537 trillion Felixes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 399,520 Felixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens can only enjoy the splendor of the natural world in designated 'Majesty Appreciation' zones, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles, citizens are told that foreigners are hungry ghosts who eat the flesh of the overly curious, and toxic smog is dismissed as the populace just "letting off steam". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Argylia's national animal is the Neko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Maid Miku Plushie.

Argylia is ranked 93,418^th in the world and 2,080^th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,597.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.