The Dictatorship of United States of America Murica Ball is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chuck Crate with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, public floggings, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 3.597 billion United States of America Murica Ballians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bald Eagle City. The average income tax rate is 43.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse United States of America Murica Ballian economy, worth 422 trillion American Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,572 American Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The Department of Health is snowed under by requests for crisper ciabatta and tenderer tagliatelle, police are trained in using their steel-capped boots as a tool of law enforcement, the dwindling faithful in the nation make expensive pilgrimages to the remaining places of worship, and state-sanctioned torture is okay so long as there's no icky blood. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United States of America Murica Ball's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

United States of America Murica Ball is ranked 228,611^th in the world and 359^th in The League for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -4.34 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.