The Republic of Lumarania is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chad with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 2.869 billion Lumaranians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lumaria. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Lumaranian economy, worth 319 trillion Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 111,432 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has legalised small-scale capitalism, the wealthiest parts of the country receive the most government spending, Party members are derided as class traitors, and many aides in Chad's office are known to be serial jaywalkers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lumarania's national animal is the Golden Golden Retriever, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Lumarania is ranked 129,442^nd in the world and 210^th in The League for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 838.74 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.