The Dictatorship of Irmenian Myzanor is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.197 billion Irmenian Myzanorians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 37.0%.

The very strong Irmenian Myzanorian economy, worth 69.8 trillion Rozinyas a year, is dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 58,331 Rozinyas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government theft from poor artists to give to rich allies has been dubbed the "reverse Robin Hood" policy, money that should have gone to charities is instead spent on monitoring them, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Irmenian Myzanor's national animal is the Gyrilcár, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Irmenian Myzanor is ranked 153,146^th in the world and 253^rd in The League for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 380.08 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.