The Infernal Empire of Hazbin demons is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Erick with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 6.038 billion Hazbinians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of HazR'lyeh. The average income tax rate is 30.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hazbinian economy, worth a remarkable 1,034 trillion Reais a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 171,326 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, hospitals fear government fines more than terrorist ransoms, and coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hazbin demons's national animal is the Harpia, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Otrekism.

Hazbin demons is ranked 122,303^rd in the world and 203^rd in The League for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,039.93 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.