The United Kingdom of Elysitopia is a small, socially progressive nation, renowned for its flagrant waste-dumping, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 32 million Elysians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 6.0%.

The strong Coranite economy, worth 2.43 trillion Elysios a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 75,921 Elysios, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Religious bigotry is not allowed but bigotry against theism is encouraged, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, and all streets are privately owned toll roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control. Elysitopia's national animal is the White Sting Serpent.

Elysitopia is ranked 102,013^th in the world and 153^rd in The League for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,739.22 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.