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[Opening scene: A panoramic aerial view of a vast desert landscape shimmering in the distance. The camera zooms in on a high-tech facility nestled amidst the barren terrain.]
Hello and welcome! If you are watching this video file, you are either a part of the Epsilon and Delta classes or have been given special permission by our personnel. If you are found using this without permission or not being a part of these two parties, you will suffer consequences. In the pursuit of scientific advancement and global security, we present to you the culmination of years of research and innovation. Today, we launch our newly created project, Project New Betty.
[Cut to a bustling control room filled with scientists and engineers monitoring various screens and displays.]
Scientist 1: Everything's ready, all systems are functioning properly.
Scientist 2: Excellent, let's proceed with the final preparations.
[Cut to a team of technicians in protective gear carefully maneuvering a sleek, metallic device resembling a bomb onto a specialized transport vehicle.]
Meet "Betty's Sister," the successor of the now-retired Black Betty, created in 1956. Utilizing cutting-edge technology and state-of-the-art materials, Betty's Sister represents the next generation in defensive capabilities. If you want to see Black Betty, you can go to the National Archive of Brickersburg. Personally, I went there when I was a kid. Heh, anyway, let's get back to work.
[Cut to a montage of technicians conducting final checks and loading the device onto a launch platform in the desert.]
Assembled with the utmost secrecy and precision, Project Second Betty aims to redefine the landscape of global security. With a focus on non-proliferation and strategic deterrence, Betty's Sister is poised to safeguard nations against emerging threats.
[Cut to a group of dignitaries and government officials gathered at the launch site, including military personnel and scientists.]
Today marks a significant milestone in our collective efforts to ensure peace and stability for generations to come. Project Second Betty represents the pinnacle of scientific achievement and international cooperation.
[The camera pans to the launch platform as technicians make final adjustments, and countdown begins. As the countdown starts, a song starts to climax.]
Three...
Two..
One.
[The beat drop hits, the device ignites with a brilliant burst of light, ascending into the sky with controlled precision. Spectators watch in awe as Betty's Sister embarks on its mission to safeguard the world]
Project Second Betty - a path for tomorrow's greater good.
[Closing scene: The device disappears into the clouds, leaving behind a sense of hope and determination for the future.]
Atrito, New Wellesley, and Gojira
The Pawishment if you do that is we send you to the shadow realms.
But I am hungy.
Cook unicorns or cows instead! :D
I want to RP but I can't because I'm not in an RP.😭
Hello chat
As a 205cm (6'7.2 in ft) person IRL, I approve of this redesign :D
Now he can stand properly :3
Anyone really good at Power Point?
As an American, we typically don't use the measurement of 6'7.2 ft. It's an awkward height, so we tend to round up. 6'7 is an odd height, 6'8 is more common, but 6'9 is too common as well. Therefore, if someone is 6'10, we round up and say they're 6'11. However, even that feels like it's not quite there yet, so we round up again to 7 ft. Saying someone is 7 ft is too basic, so we end up saying they're 7'2, but even that seems a bit small. So therefore your 7'5.
Great! :3
Then the design wouldn't work! :D
Okay, I've been here before. About ~130ish days ago
I've been here since 2022
Good morning!
:D
In other news, this beautiful tapestry… or whatever this could be called… is blowing up like a Minecraft base in a 2013 trolling video… and I have no idea how… how is it still flippin climbing?
If you like memes, then check out some of my other dispatches. I make a lot of memes, when I have the time.
Milestones (These might not be fully accurate down to the minute, but I’ll try and estimate around when they would’ve happened if I don’t see it right as it happens.)
10 Reads: 5:15 P.M. April 25th, 2024
69 Reads: 5:25 P.M. April 25th, 2024
100 Reads: 6:30 P.M. April 25th, 2024
10 Upvotes: 6:45 P.M. April 25th, 2024
420 Reads: 6:30 A.M. April 26th, 2024
69 Upvotes: 7:28 A.M. April 26th, 2024
100 Upvotes: 6:30 A.M. April 27th, 2024
1,000 Reads: 9:12 A.M. April 27th, 2024
123 Upvotes: 5:28 P.M. April 27th, 2024
1,500 Reads: 8:29 A.M. April 28th, 2024
2,000 Reads: 10:55 A.M. April 28th, 2024
150 Upvotes: 3:43 P.M. April 28th, 2024
2,500 Reads: 7:50 A.M. April 30th, 2024
3,000 Reads: 1:55 P.M. May 1st, 2024
5,000 Reads: 7:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
7,500 Reads: 8:50 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
222 Upvotes: 10:10 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
10,000 Reads: 10:12 P.M. May 3rd, 2024
11,111 Reads: 12:09 A.M. May 4th, 2024
15,000 Reads: 2:22 A.M. May 4th, 2024
20,000 Reads: 2:50 A.M. May 4th, 2024
25,000 Reads: 6:00 A.M. May 4th, 2024
30,000 Reads: 5:30 P.M. May 6th, 2024
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I Was An Idiot This Morning On April 28th, 2024, And Accidentally Deleted The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom, As Well As The Inspiring Message. I AM AN ABSOLUTE BUFFOON!!! Rest In Peace To The Original Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. So... I Guess I Have To Start A New Note Section Down Here At The Bottom. However, Fear Not! This One Will Be EVEN BETTER Than The First One!
NOTE SECTION 2.0!
Note 1: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a website for this dispatch. https://hampsteruprising.neocities.org/ (I believe it was Saint Belmar II. They sent me a telegram with a link to the website, so, I am assuming it was them.) UPDATE: CONFIRMED BY TELEGRAM IT WAS THEM.
Note 2: April 28th, 2024 - Someone made a nation specifically referencing this dispatch. nation=the_great_hamster_uprising
Note 3: April 28th, 2024 - 150 Upvotes Achieved… in under 4 days… You absolute legends. 150th Upvote was from Saint Pinole II
Note 4: April 29th, 2024 - Chinchilla Land made an entire story for me.
Note 5: May 1st, 2024 - 2builders2toolsdotorg got the 200th upvote!
Note 6: May 3rd, 2024 - 10,000 Reads! YOU ALL ARE LEGENDS! This is amazing!
Note 7: May 9th, 2024 - In 6 days... We went from 10,000 reads to over 33,000 reads.
good morning
I'm still 6'7 plus the 2.
Centimeter to FT measurement is weird. I'm still a tall guy though, also pretty built. I remember 
Gridland Empire telling me that the UFC or WWE should scout me or something but I ain't into fighting people and I prefer to mod cars and do races and crap.
Was this website sponsored by the WEF? They want to destroy humanity.
Umm, excuse you, but our animal nations are off limits.
WEF is the most dystopian thing in existance right now.
"You vil eat ze bügs and be happi."
Cave Johnson here, new owner and CEO of Black Mesa. That's right, you've been bought. First order of business, we're renaming you under the Aperture brand. I'm leaning towards Blappeture Mesa. Marketing boys think something else. So: Blappeture it is. Next, they tell me you people are conducting some anomalous materials research that could result in a resonance cascade. So I'm shutting that down before you idiots end the world. A resonance cascade! You're supposed to be scientists. Use some common sense.
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