The Confederated States of Wrussland is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed population of 771 million Wrussians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kurefurt. The average income tax rate is 38.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Wrussian economy, worth 60.2 trillion Koches a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 78,063 Koches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, the tax agency is feared more than serial killers and terrorists, lifeguards are stationed on the streets during rainstorms, and the Coast Guard is pioneering a quixotic program to train fish. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wrussland's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Wrussland is ranked 34,118^th in the world and 529^th in Europe for Most Beautiful Environments, with 793.42 pounds of wildlife per square mile.