The Constitutional Monarchy of The Nordic-Kalmarian Union is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 292 million Kalmarians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kristiania. The average income tax rate is 21.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Nordic-Kalmarian Unionian economy, worth 15.2 trillion Kalmar Crowns a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 52,167 Kalmar Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, opposition party MPs campaign shirtless to show off their numerous lash scars, and the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Leader Pics" has made Leader's mom a celebrity. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Nordic-Kalmarian Union's national animal is the Whooper Swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

The Nordic-Kalmarian Union is ranked 60,504^th in the world and 638^th in Europe for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 124.69 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.