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Shiroiyuki wrote:Skoop, can I get some ice cream?

Yes, free ice cream for all!

Shavara wrote:I like seeing fledgling wars.

Truly magnificent.

It's like seeing puppies play fight.

Shavara

Warris wrote:Truly magnificent.

It's like seeing puppies play fight.

It's entertaining

Shavara, Warris, and Pasedonia

Osterreich und ungarn

Select National Focus:

The Oil Must Flow

The Empire has seen the threat to the north destroyed and its interests secured. Now the Kaiser has seen fit to finally solve Ostaria’s last resource issue. Oil. We have no natural oil reserves, nuclear tanks aren’t working, and synthetic oil is expensive. To ensure the empire can survive a prolonged conflict, we need to ensure our supply through any means...

Shavara

Rishvete wrote:*Facepalms*

he seemed to have calmed down the moment i said that rather vauge statement

Skooptropia wrote:Yes, free ice cream for all!

Thank you! *Eats ice cream*

Skooptropia wrote:Knifes... knifes! were invented in the Stone Age, MANY years before you were born, many years beofre I was born, back when civilization was in its earliest stages, our ancestors had to make various tools and weapons to survive in nature... but, did they originally invent them so they could eat soup?

What did they eat soup with before spoons were invented...did they eat with knives?

Zukchiva and Skooptropia

Brexiterriech wrote:he seemed to have calmed down the moment i said that rather vauge statement

I think he got scared :)

Brexiterriech

Rishvete wrote:I think he got scared :)

tbh i thought he would turn it on me
i was not expecting it, to be sure

Shiroiyuki wrote:Thank you! *Eats ice cream*

NO ICE CREAM FOR LITTLE BASTARDS!

Shavara

Kampf Empire wrote:NO ICE CREAM FOR LITTLE BASTARDS!

Oooh, I like your axe~

Rishvete wrote:Oooh, I like your axe~

NO ASS-KISSING

Shavara

Marchas declares war on Pasedonia

Shiroiyuki wrote:Thank you! *Eats ice cream*
What did they eat soup with before spoons were invented...did they eat with knives?

you're velcome B)

Scientists say that 42% of all neanderthals ate their soup cold... but if it was cold, then it was basically an ice cube! And how do you split ice cubes? Yes, that's right... but wait, Ice cubes, there can't be ice cubes without regular ice existing before them, right?

Kampf Empire wrote:NO ASS-KISSING

Bwekh (°<°)

Wtf happened here

Kampf Empire wrote:NO ASS-KISSING

Dang, calm down Santa

Kampf Empire and Shavara

Shavara wrote:Pakitsk!
;-;

Oui oui?

Kampf Empire and Shavara

Pakitsk wrote:Oui oui?

Hi!
^-^

Tyranides

Levantin wrote:Wtf happened here

From what i could gather they want ice cream and Marchas just killed itself

Rishvete

Marchas wrote:Marchas declares war on Pasedonia

Rishvete formally declares war on the nation known as Marchas.

Pasedonia

Shavara wrote:Hi!
^-^

Ave! How you doing? Have you glanced at the nominations for delegate?

Kampf Empire and Shavara

ellano

Tyranides wrote:From what i cloud gader they want ice cream and Marchas just killed itself

lol, who's cloud gader?

Tyranides

Titala wrote:ellano

eh just means hello heheh...

Skooptropia wrote:Dang, calm down Santa

DID YOU JUST TELL SANTA TO CALM DOWN?! LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR FREEZE OFF NIPPLES EVERY 5 MINUTES FOR ALL BUT TWO DAYS OF THE YEAR? I HAVE TO SUFFER THAT AND NO EGGNOG OR WHISKEY OR SCOTCH OR OTHER EGGNOG FOR 363 DAYS EVERY YEAR BECAUSE SOME ANGRY WITCH CURSED ME TO LIVE IN THE NORTH STAR!

I'M FREE FOR A MONTH! I HAVE WHISKEY AND BOOZE AND EGGNOG AND NIPPLES FOR ONCE! AND I REFUSE TO CALM DOWN YOU LITTLE BADTARD OF AKSLAMFBSPFBFNSLQOF SNALDBDNFOSMW EOSLCBDHDHHENS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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