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Skooptropia wrote:

Dang, calm down Santa

DID YOU JUST TELL SANTA TO CALM DOWN?! LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE BASTARD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT'S IT'S LIKE HAVING YOUR FREEZE OFF NIPPLES EVERY 5 MINUTES FOR ALL BUT TWO DAYS OF THE YEAR? I HAVE TO SUFFER THAT AND NO EGGNOG OR WHISKEY OR SCOTCH OR OTHER EGGNOG FOR 363 DAYS EVERY YEAR BECAUSE SOME ANGRY WITCH CURSED ME TO LIVE IN THE NORTH STAR!

I'M FREE FOR A MONTH! I HAVE WHISKEY AND BOOZE AND EGGNOG AND NIPPLES FOR ONCE! AND I REFUSE TO CALM DOWN YOU LITTLE BADTARD OF AKSLAMFBSPFBFNSLQOF SNALDBDNFOSMW EOSLCBDHDHHENS

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