The Hanate of Ariskaschton is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by markiplier with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, infamous sell-swords, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 4.662 billion Yathanians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hasiphoth. The average income tax rate is 81.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yathanese economy, worth 421 trillion Gars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,339 Gars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Asking 'does my bum look big in this?' leads to 30 hours of self-esteem classes, religious bigotry and a fear of outsiders have replaced religious studies in schools, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ariskaschton's national animal is the Ahzabe Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Batharism.

Ariskaschton is ranked 13,333^rd in the world and 269^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.3 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.