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The Georgeian Empire wrote:Thank you kindly.
A coin flicks from under my robe onto the bar. It is silver in colour, with an image of a sailing ship and the number 50 stamped into it.

Thanks!

*swipes the coin and pockets it, checks whether the surveillance cameras are pointed this way, and scurries off to the store room*

Gorutimania wrote:*drinks*

Hmm, this is pretty good!

And efficient too! Combines two things into every swallow. What will they think of next?

is speaking in made up languages allowed

Arcticfoxxo wrote:is speaking in made up languages allowed

Of course. News flash: All languages are made-up, especially this one.

Feline Masters wrote:Sounds depressing. ::::(

It is quite depressing, that's the point, of course.

Brocklandia wrote:The only confirmed human here is probably me, and I'm not interested in that. It's too flammable.

No, no.
It's actually quite flexible, and it won't burn off that easily.
It lingers.

Brocklandia wrote:Hello yourself. Take a seat wherever you like. Menus are on the table. Let's get you started with a complimentary beer while you make your selection.

Yes, thank you. I would like beer with dried squid and cheese. Also, is it possible to fill a sandwich with chicken, ham, dried tomato, cheese, garlic sauce and corn

Arghoth wrote:It's actually quite flexible, and it won't burn off that easily.
It lingers.

Kind of like that bad rash you picked up at that ... Well, all I'm saying is that medical science has an ointment for just about everything, these days.

Azov steel 2022 wrote:Yes, thank you. I would like beer with dried squid and cheese. Also, is it possible to fill a sandwich with chicken, ham, dried tomato, cheese, garlic sauce and corn

Well ... we've gotten stranger orders.

Here you go: One beer with a skewer of dried squid and cheese as a garnish. And one sandwich loaded to the point the bread can't hold any more. Enjoy!

Brocklandia wrote:Kind of like that bad rash you picked up at that ... Well, all I'm saying is that medical science has an ointment for just about everything, these days.

Are you sure that wasn't you?

Hey, can I get a gezwettin frogyut? I couldn't find it on the menu.

Claibornia wrote:Hey, can I get a gezwettin frogyut? I couldn't find it on the menu.

might need to describe it, we might call it something different

Claibornia wrote:Hey, can I get a gezwettin frogyut? I couldn't find it on the menu.

The shadows set down the order before the customer.

Enjoy.

Zombie Penguins wrote:Anyways, the weekend poetry contest has begun! Feline Masters wants to see the future!

You stuck your hand in fire,
Could you fault it for the burn?
When these things they happen,
They're meant to help us learn.
Life's little lessons,
We take them each in turn.
Though they might be hard,
They help us see and to discern.

Arghoth wrote:Are you sure that wasn't you?

Absolutely. You didn't invite me to go with you, so I wasn't exposed to whatever vile rash this is.

Claibornia wrote:Hey, can I get a gezwettin frogyut? I couldn't find it on the menu.

Does that involve sneezing into a glass of root beer? Because I'm pretty sure that's the sound you just made.

Brocklandia wrote:Does that involve sneezing into a glass of root beer? Because I'm pretty sure that's the sound you just made.

I thought it was just some Dutch fish dish. But it turns out it isn't. I am hesitant to hit on this customer to get a piece of this... thing, because for all I know, it might not be fish.

Hey everyone! Just wanted to let you all know that you're all welcome to join us for our new weekly trivia and a chess tournament we're cohosting. We also might be having a news outlet in coming weeks. You're always welcome to check out our RMB for future trivia (since it's weekly and week 1 will be dated quickly) and news outlets if you're interested. Even if not, hope you have a nice day. :3

Brocklandia wrote:Absolutely. You didn't invite me to go with you, so I wasn't exposed to whatever vile rash this is.

Dearie, how would you know about something like this if it wasn't you?
It's not like I go waltzing around showing half my body.

Feline Masters wrote:I thought it was just some Dutch fish dish. But it turns out it isn't. I am hesitant to hit on this customer to get a piece of this... thing, because for all I know, it might not be fish.

it contains fish, fish, fish, and gezwettin

Claibornia wrote:it contains fish, fish, fish, and gezwettin

Whatever, I am not having it.

Brocklandia, have you seen my new collection?

page=deck/collection=75299

Jutsa wrote:Hey everyone! Just wanted to let you all know that you're all welcome to join us for our new weekly trivia and a chess tournament we're cohosting. We also might be having a news outlet in coming weeks. You're always welcome to check out our RMB for future trivia (since it's weekly and week 1 will be dated quickly) and news outlets if you're interested. Even if not, hope you have a nice day. :3

Thank you for inviting us, Jutsa. I have submitted my answers for the trivia contest.

Feline Masters wrote:Brocklandia, have you seen my new collection?

page=deck/collection=75299

"The Head Janitor isn't going to like that."

Ruff ruff bark arf bark
Bow wow arf arf bark woof woof
Grrr woof woof bark ruff

The weekend poetry contest has ended. Feline Masters can declare the winner.

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