The Bar on the corner of every region Board

The RMB Spammers Will Be Ejected of Kissinger-Monroe

Kissinger-Monroe wrote:

"Literacy is a necessary skill when it comes to embezzlement, racketeering, tax evasion, fraud, money laundering, and many other everyday activities.

I just put the money in my pocket. You're overthinking all of this.

Kissinger-Monroe wrote:

Aren't you from New Jersey?

No. Georgia. Which is like New Jersey, but with warmer temperatures, less of that "post-industrial wasteland" vibe, more livestock, and more civil people who can openly carry their firearms while saying "Bless your heart."

Kissinger-Monroe wrote:

You should know this."

Yeah, yeah. I should also know the Employee Handbook and a bunch of labor laws, but.

Frieden-und Freudenland, Jutsa, Kissinger-Monroe, and Zany Zanes

The Republic of Doe Islands

Edited

Brocklandia wrote:

I just put the money in my pocket. You're overthinking all of this.

"So that's where my gas money has been going all this time."

Brocklandia wrote:

"I get what you're saying. It's basically exactly the same as New Jersey, except everything about it. But aren't you being really uncharitable to your state by comparing it to New Jersey?"

Brocklandia wrote:

Yeah, yeah. I should also know the Employee Handbook and a bunch of labor laws, but.

"Of course you should know the Employee Handbook. It only consists of one page which says, 'I hereby give all my labor to the Bar on the Corner without any pay whatsoever.' Easy enough to remember."

Brocklandia, Frieden-und Freudenland, Jutsa, Zombie Penguins, and 1 otherConsuela de la Morrela

Zany Zanes wrote:

The shadowy bartender nods setting out a glass of spoiled grape juice and a plate of swirly sweet treats.

Well, you seem somewhat travelled and of indescribable complexion, what brings you around here?

"Well, I'm just travelling. Looking around. Seeing everything that the multiverse may have in store. Or, in stock."

Brocklandia, Zany Zanes, and Feline Masters

Kissinger-Monroe wrote:

"So that's where my gas money has been going all this time."

How should I know? I never ask what the mark intended the money for before I pocket it. But if you want gas, try the chili.

Kissinger-Monroe wrote:

"I get what you're saying. It's basically exactly the same as New Jersey, except everything about it. But aren't you being really uncharitable to your state by comparing it to New Jersey?"

You were the one who brought up New Jersey and accused me of living there. I'd have been more offended if you'd said Canada, but the point remains: Don't blame your ruin-porn fascination on me when you discuss this with your court-mandated therapist.

Kissinger-Monroe wrote:

"Of course you should know the Employee Handbook. It only consists of one page which says, 'I hereby give all my labor to the Bar on the Corner without any pay whatsoever.' Easy enough to remember."

I seem to remember seeing that text somewhere ... Isn't it printed on the Bar's toilet paper?

_{I'd dash into the restroom to check, but that place is scary.}

Jutsa, Kissinger-Monroe, Zombie Penguins, and Feline Masters

The Fluffy Feline Federation of Feline Masters

Doe Islands wrote:

"Well, I'm just travelling. Looking around. Seeing everything that the multiverse may have in store. Or, in stock."

Well, feel free to stay a while. We're not all a bunch of stingy management-grouches (*glances at Kissinger-Monroe*), or dark gods (*glances at Cthulhu in the restroom*), or ... uh, whatever Zany Zanes should be classified as. Some of us are hardworking ordinary types.

_{(Yeah, I laughed when I referred to myself as "hardworking" too.)}

If you decide to move on, we'll keep your seat--and your bar tab--waiting for your return.

Jutsa, Kissinger-Monroe, Zany Zanes, and Consuela de la Morrela

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Forest

Dear tender bartender Zany Zanes, would you happen to have anything rabbit-flavored? Maybe some nice roasted rabbit? As Easter draws close, I see rabbits everywhere, and I've been craving some.

Zany Zanes

The Zuper Zealous Zoologist of Zany Zanes

Feline Masters wrote:

Dear tender bartender Zany Zanes, would you happen to have anything rabbit-flavored? Maybe some nice roasted rabbit? As Easter draws close, I see rabbits everywhere, and I've been craving some.

Mmm. Good idea. I think it's time for a Taco Tuesday to have a hasenpfeffer special.

Zany Zanes and Feline Masters

The Fluffy Feline Federation of Feline Masters

Kissinger-Monroe wrote:

"Of course you should know the Employee Handbook. It only consists of one page which says, 'I hereby give all my labor to the Bar on the Corner without any pay whatsoever.' Easy enough to remember."

Was that the handbook? I thought it was the contract we signed willingly and without coercion.

Doe Islands wrote:

"Well, I'm just travelling. Looking around. Seeing everything that the multiverse may have in store. Or, in stock."

Ah! Well, lucky you stopped by than! Being on the corner of every region we have quite the variety and plenty of suppliers, so feel free to peruse our wares and whatnot.

The shadows lean in to whisper to Brocklandia.

Watch out, I think it's one of those tire company people.

Feline Masters wrote:

Dear tender bartender Zany Zanes, would you happen to have anything rabbit-flavored? Maybe some nice roasted rabbit? As Easter draws close, I see rabbits everywhere, and I've been craving some.

The bartender hums in agreement.

Of course.

The shadows pull out the remains of a roasted rabbit off an alter in disarray and set it on a plate before the hungry kitty.

Here, some Spring Equinox leftovers. Enjoy!

Ratfink, Feline Masters, and Consuela de la Morrela

The Holy Empire of Arghoth

Forest

Zany Zanes wrote:

The shadows pull out the remains of a roasted rabbit off an alter in disarray and set it on a plate before the hungry kitty.

Here, some Spring Equinox leftovers. Enjoy!

Mewwww, thanks!

Zany Zanes and Arghoth

Feline Masters wrote:

Mewwww, thanks!

The spider pats the cat
Hello, Dearie~

Feline Masters

The Fluffy Feline Federation of Feline Masters

Zany Zanes wrote:

The shadows lean in to whisper to Brocklandia.
Watch out, I think it's one of those tire company people.

You have people going door to door in your neighborhood trying to sell you tires? In my neighborhood, it's Jehovah's Witnesses and people trying to sell me a new roof.

_{Wanna swap?}

Zany Zanes and Feline Masters

The United Socialist Peoples of The Georgeian Empire

Forest

Arghoth wrote:

The spider pats the cat
Hello, Dearie~

Hello spidy lady, I haven't seen you around in a while. What have you been weaving?

Arghoth

The Empires And Republics Of Power

Brocklandia wrote:

All roads lead to Rome ... or the Bar, eh?

Here you go, one whiskey, on the finest rocks our parking lot can provide.

Thank you kindly.
A coin flicks from under my robe onto the bar. It is silver in colour, with an image of a sailing ship and the number 50 stamped into it.

Brocklandia and Feline Masters

The Holy Empire of Arghoth

The Parliamentary republic of Azov steel 2022

Feline Masters wrote:

Hello spidy lady, I haven't seen you around in a while. What have you been weaving?

Depression. I'm going to wrap the next human I see in it.

Brocklandia, Ratfink, and Feline Masters